⭕ Hey. This is going to come across as pathetic but i guess there is no harm in asking:

Be Warned: Im not very good with my words.

My 20th birthday was on the 12th of febuary and i realised i was missing a special spark in my life. Im here to ask if there are any women between the ages of 18 and 31 that might be interested in helping a stranger find the spark he is missing.

Im very shy about asking for this but im a bit anti-social and have too much pride and not enough money for an escort/prostitute.

Im only interested in women, if you have or have had a penis, im not even slightly interested.

Uppon replying to this ad, please state your name, age, gender, STI/STDs (if any), intentions and a picture (preferably NOT nude).

Should you have any questions: please ask :).

Thank you for your time.