⭕ Genuine advert. Honest. Yes it is weird!

Soton Students - Are your Jesters Shoes getting a little rank and nasty? Too many spilt pints at the Hobbit? Soggy from Sobar?

Living in Gordons and got an overflowing bathroom or bedroom bin? Hate having to take out the trash? Well look no further than this advert!

I am happy to consider basically anything, from filthy mud caked shoes to dirty tissues, leftover food to used razors!

I am interested in purchasing almost any personal item that you can think of and that you are willing to part with. Most of the ideas are probably things you would never assign value to, so why not make my day and let me know if you are interested to part with them!

This could include:

- Used Tissues
- Worn Clothing - Socks, Shoes, Knickers, Tights
- Used Tampons/Pads
- Toenail Clippings
- Pubic Hair
- Urine
- Spit/ Saliva
- Used Toilet Paper
- Chewed Gum or Other Food
- Used toothpaste/toothbrushes
- Dirty bathwater

I am VERY genuine and happy to speak to any other people who are genuine.

In your first message please list which of the above you are happy to exchange, and if you have any pictures of yourself or the items those replies will go straight to the front.

Ideally, I would quite like these to be as fresh as possible. If you are able to meet either at your home or a public place of your choice please let me know in your message as I would prefer to meet if possible so that neither of our time is wasted.

Payment in cash preferred.

Strange/Alternative ideas are very welcome! Why not take a look in your garbage and see if there is anything you think I may be interested in?

Not sure what to do next? Why not take a few pictures of anything you think I might be interested in and drop me a reply with a few words about yourself. Thanks!