Edinburgh Massage

  • 1.00 £
  • Published date: April 4, 2024
    • Zennor, Cornwall, United Kingdom

Edinburgh Massage

⭕ Unqualified, ancient old trout with a Wealth of experience (how can you type that and keep a straight face?) offering: Swedish Massage (no you dont) with or without Magic Touch Conclusion (a half hearted and overpriced ham shank) so you can truly unwind & relax ... NOTE: I do NOT provide SEX, (dry and dusty like the Gobi Desert) You can contact me on 07491202660 AVAILABILITY this week now MONDAY to FRIDAY then back to the old folks home at weekend.... I will then be back on each week between 9.30am UP UNTIL 16.00pm & my time slots each day are: 10.30, 11.30, short break, then: 13.00, 14.00 & 15.00 ( apart from Fridays as last appointment is 14.00 ). If you then wish to discuss or book, then Ring me SPEAK SLOWLY AND LOUDLY! Please make sure that you turn up CLEAN & not overweight ( max weight 16 stone, no heavier) and do NOT ask my age or where the smell of fish is emanating from PLEASE!
Ruth Alexis Edna McEmbalmed.

Phone number ✆ 01326 209705
Zennor, Cornwall

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