⭕ Oh Hello ladies. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. Ideally meet this afternoon/evening


THE ROOM IS ABSOLUTELY FREE, NO MONEY,BILLS OR DEPOSIT TO BE PAID AT ALL, PLEASE READ ALL THE ADD AS TO WHY! STILL AVAILABLE IF YOU CAN SEE THIS ADD ONLINE




I would request that you employ your inherited or adopted wisdom as well as a calm, cool and calculated mind whilst reading this add and at the same time throw out of the window any negative thoughts or cynicism

True honest advert to offer free room in a very beautiful home. The room size is spacious and its larger than a usual double size room, it also has a king size bed and a working desk in it as well as large wardrobe. Its a clean and modern place and is less than 10 minutes walk from the tube station, from where its about 15 minutes tube journey into zone 1.

You pay no rent in exchange for twice or more a week massage, massage means honest, respectful and honourable massage, it does not imply for anything weird or stupid or unpleasant. Would also expect a bit of help around the house i.e tidying up and keeping some order.


You do not have to be a professional at all but just someone who can take the feedback given by me with developing your skills or applying strength to the areas of my body needing most attention i.e. shoulder blades, neck and upper back, so on and so forth and you will be expected to remember which drill makes me most at ease.

Neither I am in dire need of further and deeper acquaintances nor have I focus on greatest carnal knowledge of you. Things falling in place naturally and happily for both may be another aspect that might be sipped and savoured with a broad smile however! Lets see

......................and the other option of supporting someone in a different way rather than living under the same roof may be another avenue I could be prepared to explore, discussion essential on that upon meeting!



All of this is intended in a friendly manner with pleasant attitude from both sides and I would not want you to disturb your routine of life for this massage, whenever you are free in the week, we can arrange it between us and I am understanding person as to if you have had a long week or so, you may give it a miss at times, no worries, I shall endeavour to maintain the smile!

I just work hard and sometimes have long days and journeys in and out of the country that makes my back stiff and I rather have a massage in comfort of my own home and with clean environment and trusted hygienic person as I have high standards of cleanliness. Also, being a busy individual myself, it is almost practically impossible for me to fit into diary of a masseuse who, (by judging the current state of London and services levels) is most likely o be unfamiliar with terms like courtesy, manners, politeness, warmly welcoming approach and customer service!!

I am a comfortable, easy going, life loving handsome man with lots of interests in life, travel, physical fitness, sports, politics, swimming, reading, music, dancing and much more.


Please note that I do not wish to draw myself in endless emailing, Keep your first email comprehensive, do include your clear photo and a number so that when I call, I can put a face to the voice. Females preferred as I can not imagine being comfortable with another guy ever massaging me.


Please keep it simple, as simple as it gets and stay positive, have faith and believe in good that we have around us. Please do not reply if you cannot follow the request in paragraph above and make sure not to reply either if you are a cynical, negative or stressed individual particularly if you do not know the saturated meanings of the word courtesy


Finally, and that is luckily I am privileged enough to be able to be oblivious from fiscal issues so if at anytime or regularly you get stuck in the demanding and expensive London, you may find a generous friend by your side, that is a distant subject however at this point in time.


If and when you do reply, make it thoughtful and comprehensive as well as detail the days/dates and times which you would prefer to be invited on, do try to cover the next 2 weeks from your reply date but ideally be prepared for an invitation pretty quick, possibly even on the same day as I am coming upto a few days off from work and would like to sort something out soon. Pic attached with the add is of a similar standard and sized room.



If you can see this add online despite its age, it means you should reply as I am still looking. I must thank you for reading if you have managed thus far!